/u/SirRosstopher's posts
[WP] You have a terrible secret and spend every hour of every day hiding it from the outside world and trying to fit in. You aren't actually three kids in a trench coat... but everyone else is.
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[WP] Finding water on The Moon reinvigorated the world's space programs, but no one expected Nestlé to get there first.
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[WP] "Sorry Boss I'm gonna be late in today, my teleporters on the fritz again." "Oh yeah very funny, I saw you walk in a few minutes ago..."
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[WP] A lifelong conspiracy theorist, you've finally tracked down the leader of the super secret shadow government that pulls the strings of the world. He runs a used car dealership.
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[WP] They're rounding people up, taking away anyone that refuses to insult your god. You figure that surely the deity won't mind a little insult if it saves your life, right?
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[WP] You've discovered the greatest conspiracy of all. All of the overt symbolism and 'evidence' for conspiracies is actually the work of a single secret society, playing an elaborate practical joke.
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[WP] Due to a mix up with the order whilst shopping online, you've been sent 500 Megalitres of your chosen liquid.
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[WP] You discover a horrible truth. Every night when we go to sleep, our stream of consciousness ends. When we wake up in the morning, we are the same person in the same body with the same memories, but not the same consciousness. We die every night.
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