/u/Sir_E_L_Bawks's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You die and go do heaven. You find it odd that heaven has a server room and it's strictly off limits to all non angels. Curious, you manage to sneak in and are in awe of what you see. Before you stands a 30ft golden server with the words Galactic Operations Drive imprinted in flaming letters
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[WP] It was a fun contest between the bored of society's ultra rich. Create the worst business imaginable and whosever goes bankrupt first wins. Never in your wildest dreams would you think "Quaalude Bob's Short Term Lending and Discount Eye Surgery" would be so successful.
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[WP] Upon first contact with aliens, we find out humanity was created for a science class final. Our creator got a D.
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[WP] When you died you didn't go to Heaven or Hell, you went to court. You see, in life you had made a deal with the Devil for your soul. When it came time to collect. you handed him the bottom of your shoe and he was not pleased.
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[WP] Everyone thinks your superpower is teleportation, but you actually have the ability to stop time and just walk to wherever it is you're going.
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[WP] You sell your soul to the devil in exchange for never having your words twisted ever again. You then rub a genie's lamp and wish for your soul back.
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[WP] You inadvertently save the life of a mob boss. While saying he owes you a dept, he breaks into his own rendition of "Never Had A Friend Like Me".
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[WP] A former mafioso wants to turn his life around and find legitimate work, but has a limited skill set. They get a job at a dept collection agency.
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[WP] As long as one parent has superpowers it is guaranteed the child will too. And that's your family's secret. While your father has saved the world many times, your mother is powerless. And so are you.
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