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[WP] You have the ability to know everything about a person if you have physical contact with them. You become known as "the creepy handshake guy" around the office.

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[WP] Over time their warning was skewed and diluted into song. But in the far corners of the world where one can still find the old magics, their warning is as prevalent as ever. "We are waiting, we have not forgotten."

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[WP] Did your boss want those reports delivered yesterday? Now you can with FedEx Quantum Critical!

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[SP] Justin Thyme, temporal chef at your services.

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[WP] Science has proved that real events in alternate realities manifest themselves as works of fiction in ours. Reflect on the stories you've written and how this new information makes you feel.

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[WP] Events in the Dad Olympics include Garden Hose Wrapping, The Grocery Bag Carry, and the ever popular Joke Tournament.

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[WP] As you finish the summoning ritual you think to yourself "Everyone always said making a deal with the devil was dangerous, but I'm the smoothest, fastest talking salesman in the region! By the end of this, the devil is gonna be wanting to make a deal with me!"

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[SP] The main character's nickname doesn't fit them at all.

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[WP] When you asked a magical being for superpowers, you mistakenly asked for a Missile Punch instead of a Rocket Punch. Now everything you hit explodes.

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[WP] One sibling does well in Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments thanks to The Heart of the Cards. The other is a professional poker player thanks to Lady Luck. They're about to find out they worship the same entity.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You have the ability to know everything about a person if you have physical contact with them. You become known as "the creepy handshake guy" around the office.	11
[WP] Over time their warning was skewed and diluted into song. But in the far corners of the world where one can still find the old magics, their warning is as prevalent as ever. "We are waiting, we have not forgotten."	11
[WP] Did your boss want those reports delivered yesterday? Now you can with FedEx Quantum Critical!	10
[SP] Justin Thyme, temporal chef at your services.	10
[WP] Science has proved that real events in alternate realities manifest themselves as works of fiction in ours. Reflect on the stories you've written and how this new information makes you feel.	9
[WP] Events in the Dad Olympics include Garden Hose Wrapping, The Grocery Bag Carry, and the ever popular Joke Tournament.	9
[WP] As you finish the summoning ritual you think to yourself "Everyone always said making a deal with the devil was dangerous, but I'm the smoothest, fastest talking salesman in the region! By the end of this, the devil is gonna be wanting to make a deal with me!"	8
[SP] The main character's nickname doesn't fit them at all.	8
[WP] When you asked a magical being for superpowers, you mistakenly asked for a Missile Punch instead of a Rocket Punch. Now everything you hit explodes.	6
[WP] One sibling does well in Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments thanks to The Heart of the Cards. The other is a professional poker player thanks to Lady Luck. They're about to find out they worship the same entity.	6