/u/Sir_E_L_Bawks's posts
[EU] Once again the night crew of the USS Enterprise reads the captain's log in utter bewilderment. One of them finally breaks the silence: "How do we keep managing to sleep through all this stuff?"
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[WP] Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. On the other hand, every time the Lord's name is used in vain an angel looses its wings.
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[WP] You're surprised they let you register to be a superhero. You don't have any powers to save the world or stop any supervillains and with your fighting skills you cant stop much crime either. You do manage to help people though, and the world is a bit better place after you've come along.
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[WP] You are one of the most feared cryptids. The stuff of legends and nightmares. At least you would be, if the child that named you didn't call you "The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man".
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[WP] The cops are all over people named Tony "The Killer". Your crew consists of Frankie "Clean Hands" and "Law Abiding" Johnny.
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[WP] A story about a husband coming home to a cheating wife written in the style of "Twas A Night Before Christmas"
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