/u/Sir_E_L_Bawks's posts
[WP] One sibling does well in Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments thanks to The Heart of the Cards. The other is a professional poker player thanks to Lady Luck. They're about to find out they worship the same entity.
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[WP] When you asked a magical being for superpowers, you mistakenly asked for a Missile Punch instead of a Rocket Punch. Now everything you hit explodes.
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[WP] After doing 15 in the slammer, you come back to the organization to find out the boss's inept son took over. Your new crew consists of Jimmy "The Snitch" Greco, Tommy "The Wire" Moretti and Pete "The Rat" Russo.
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[WP] Humans have the most inefficient digestive system in the galaxy. Species that dwarf us are shocked by how much we consume.
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[WP] Now you listen here! Your great-grandfather came to these lands as a traveling merchant, your grandfather was a traveling merchant, and I was a traveling merchant! Now load up the cart and get going! I won't stand for any of this "hero of destiny" talk in my house!
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[WP] You are looking to study a martial art. Checking in your area, you see ads for Karate, Judo, Taekwondo, and.......Gun Kata?
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[WP] The people who look for a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow are fools! You know the real treasure is at the peak.
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[EU] In MI6, the lower an agent's number, the more reliable and effective an agent is. Agents 0010-001 are known as the elite of the elite. One day you hope to break the top 10, but you've got a long road ahead of you 0098.
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[WP] During a dinner with your parents, you reminisce about eating Dunkaroos and watching Rugrats and Ahh Real Monsters, but your parents can't recall anything like that. It seems only 90's kids can remember.
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