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"This is a crank flashlight, its' battery may fail, but you will carry the final light of our people."

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Does Chaos have the sugar cookies that I like? NSFW

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like a bismuth think envelope

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Nuke the sun.

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"I can negotiate with the void eaters and the electron forges, Please I'm begging you."

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Can you find 2 sentences?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"This is a crank flashlight, its' battery may fail, but you will carry the final light of our people."	2
Does Chaos have the sugar cookies that I like? NSFW	2
like a bismuth think envelope	1
Nuke the sun.	1
"I can negotiate with the void eaters and the electron forges, Please I'm begging you."	1
Can you find 2 sentences?	1