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I had just finished chopping the head off the chicken I was going to cook for dinner when I heard my daughter say, “Look mommy I can do it too!”

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Some say God is dead, but I know they aren’t.

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Ever since I moved into my new house I felt like I was being watched all the time, the feeling becoming so strong I couldn’t take it anymore.

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They say that even if you’ve never smelled it before, all humans know what death smells like.

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My parents never told me about the tooth fairy.

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I was trying to hitchhike when a man, his wife, and their baby pulled over and said they’d give me a ride.

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I’m schizophrenic.

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“I’m gonna put it in nice and slow okay?” I heard him say.

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I was badly bruised and was covered in blood.

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As we sailed through the shark infested waters my buddy sang, “Row, row, row you boat gently down the stream.”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I had just finished chopping the head off the chicken I was going to cook for dinner when I heard my daughter say, “Look mommy I can do it too!”	1967
Some say God is dead, but I know they aren’t.	33
Ever since I moved into my new house I felt like I was being watched all the time, the feeling becoming so strong I couldn’t take it anymore.	25
They say that even if you’ve never smelled it before, all humans know what death smells like.	19
My parents never told me about the tooth fairy.	19
I was trying to hitchhike when a man, his wife, and their baby pulled over and said they’d give me a ride.	16
I’m schizophrenic.	16
“I’m gonna put it in nice and slow okay?” I heard him say.	13
I was badly bruised and was covered in blood.	12
As we sailed through the shark infested waters my buddy sang, “Row, row, row you boat gently down the stream.”	10