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My wife swears our newborn looks just like me.

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“Don’t fire until you see the white’s of their eyes” our steadfast commander loudly insisted into the blackened night.

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Finally, my sweet husband is no longer impotent and I couldn’t be happier.

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At the Louvre, he hypnotically stared at the Mona Lisa for hours, enraptured by its mystery, its knowing eyes seeming to follow him everywhere.

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I dreamed I had fought off Spanish Inquisitors and had miraculously escaped the tortures of the rack.

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With stony silence, my glamorous girlfriend cruelly mocked my impotence so I tied her up and carefully dismembered her, savoring each vengeful moment.

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I Burned and Half-Buried My Sister’s Doll After She Tried To Kill Me.

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When a so-called friend invites you to a dark web “red room” where promises of untold depravity will be shown, just say no.

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On Mizar-5, I bury the few left on this unforgiving, desolate planet, late at night when the strong winds are strangely quiet.

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I was super excited to cook her a nice home-cooked meal for our first date and I proudly put on my best chef’s hat.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife swears our newborn looks just like me.	106	TwoSentenceHorror
“Don’t fire until you see the white’s of their eyes” our steadfast commander loudly insisted into the blackened night.	69	TwoSentenceHorror
Finally, my sweet husband is no longer impotent and I couldn’t be happier.	67	TwoSentenceHorror
At the Louvre, he hypnotically stared at the Mona Lisa for hours, enraptured by its mystery, its knowing eyes seeming to follow him everywhere.	36	TwoSentenceHorror
I dreamed I had fought off Spanish Inquisitors and had miraculously escaped the tortures of the rack.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
With stony silence, my glamorous girlfriend cruelly mocked my impotence so I tied her up and carefully dismembered her, savoring each vengeful moment.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
I Burned and Half-Buried My Sister’s Doll After She Tried To Kill Me.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
When a so-called friend invites you to a dark web “red room” where promises of untold depravity will be shown, just say no.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
On Mizar-5, I bury the few left on this unforgiving, desolate planet, late at night when the strong winds are strangely quiet.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
I was super excited to cook her a nice home-cooked meal for our first date and I proudly put on my best chef’s hat.	4	TwoSentenceHorror