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[WP] You’re visiting the grave of your dead father. You say to yourself with a tear stricken face that you wished he would comeback. Suddenly underneath your feet you hear your father’s voice. You’re stunned, but not as stunned when you hear new voices coming from every grave in the cemetery.
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[WP] In exchange for walking his dogs, doing his shopping, and giving him a cup of your blood once a week, a vampire has allowed you to live with him in his Florida beach house.
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[WP] After 2 months, you assumed your dog had run away for good. Then, you heard a familiar bark outside your door. Quickly opening it, you see your dog, who says, “Listen, we need to talk.”
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[WP] You were having a fine day until the Grim Reaper walked up to you and said, “If you haven’t had a midlife crisis yet, now would be a good time.”
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[WP] You’re just a woman trying to make an honest living in the galaxy. You also want some revenge on the aliens who took you from the farm and made you into a mutant abomination. It’s not easy being a cow in space.
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[WP] In the 6th grade, you had this bully in your history class. He was so cruel that you invented time travel to make the class as complicated as possible for him.
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[WP] The car accident should have killed you instantly, but somehow you barely survived. To save you, the doctors had no choice but to administer the immortality serum. Now you have an eternity to pay the $1 trillion price of the serum.
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[WP] As you’re about to walk the plank into the electrified waters of Bilgerat’s Basin, you begin to realize that giving the pirate animatronics AI was a bad idea.
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