/u/Slaisa's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My wife has a most magnificent singing voice.

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" the good news is that you are not a paranoid schizophrenic" the doctor spoke and I smiled.

170 upvotes

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I lost my left arm in an accident.

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"Wow these weight loss pills really work, what's in them? " my co-worker exclaimed.

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I can hear someone walking on the ceiling

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Ever since I came back from the funeral my cat has been acting strange.

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My pastor always said " see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil"

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I thought my house was haunted; that is until I saw someone peering at me from under the floorboards.

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Practice makes perfect.

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The hearse crashed through the church walls and into a waiting funeral.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife has a most magnificent singing voice.	264
" the good news is that you are not a paranoid schizophrenic" the doctor spoke and I smiled.	170
I lost my left arm in an accident.	69
"Wow these weight loss pills really work, what's in them? " my co-worker exclaimed.	25
I can hear someone walking on the ceiling	14
Ever since I came back from the funeral my cat has been acting strange.	10
My pastor always said " see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil"	6
I thought my house was haunted; that is until I saw someone peering at me from under the floorboards.	4
Practice makes perfect.	3
The hearse crashed through the church walls and into a waiting funeral.	2