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“I wish I was perfectly symmetrical,” I said to the genie, feeling unattractive.

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My brother’s remained oddly silent ever since he returned from that party last night, but I know he’s not mad when he gently gives me today’s newspaper.

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My nose has been itching all morning and I can’t get it to stop.

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DAILY NEWS 12/12/2033: Scientists have discovered an incurable, extremely dangerous brain-eating virus.

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The little girl asked the genie that today, her sick leave day, be looped forever so she would never need to go to school again.

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I went down to the kitchen at midnight to grab myself a cup of water, not bothering to turn the lights on for fear of waking my roommate.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I wish I was perfectly symmetrical,” I said to the genie, feeling unattractive.	3218
My brother’s remained oddly silent ever since he returned from that party last night, but I know he’s not mad when he gently gives me today’s newspaper.	2162
My nose has been itching all morning and I can’t get it to stop.	1424
DAILY NEWS 12/12/2033: Scientists have discovered an incurable, extremely dangerous brain-eating virus.	44
The little girl asked the genie that today, her sick leave day, be looped forever so she would never need to go to school again.	16
I went down to the kitchen at midnight to grab myself a cup of water, not bothering to turn the lights on for fear of waking my roommate.	12