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Jordan Peele lay in bed with the shades drawn, depressed that no one would finance his new, ground breaking motion picture...

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Chicken fried rice

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The date was going great!

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I was writing a test in school and had a brain fart

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King Midas was thrilled he got his wish...

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There's a new Star Trek themed Brazilian waxing place opening up.

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I'm so ugly Medusa saw me and looked for a mirror

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Welcome to Everest College

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Welcome to twosentencecliché!

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This morning, 8:16 a.m., 6 lbs 3 ounces.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Jordan Peele lay in bed with the shades drawn, depressed that no one would finance his new, ground breaking motion picture...	13
Chicken fried rice	11
The date was going great!	10
I was writing a test in school and had a brain fart	9
King Midas was thrilled he got his wish...	7
There's a new Star Trek themed Brazilian waxing place opening up.	6
I'm so ugly Medusa saw me and looked for a mirror	5
Welcome to Everest College	3
Welcome to twosentencecliché!	3
This morning, 8:16 a.m., 6 lbs 3 ounces.	3