/u/SliceLegitimate8674's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Whether you're polite to others in real life is of no consequence

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"Your characters are so three dimensional", said my writing teacher

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"I'm running out for cigarettes, back in a minute", dad told his family.

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I was doing my math homework and fell from the real plane into the complex plane

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The farmer took his garden tool to the church to get married.

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My Halloween costume is going to send everyone fleeing in terror

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The boy lied, stole, spit, and swore, saving up all the coal Santa gave him for Christmas every year

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Graffiti removal service:

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I'm all for celebrities branching out into other things, I thought as I stepped into my Uber.

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"Please doctor, tell me it's not covid".

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Whether you're polite to others in real life is of no consequence	24
"Your characters are so three dimensional", said my writing teacher	22
"I'm running out for cigarettes, back in a minute", dad told his family.	22
I was doing my math homework and fell from the real plane into the complex plane	22
The farmer took his garden tool to the church to get married.	21
My Halloween costume is going to send everyone fleeing in terror	19
The boy lied, stole, spit, and swore, saving up all the coal Santa gave him for Christmas every year	18
Graffiti removal service:	18
I'm all for celebrities branching out into other things, I thought as I stepped into my Uber.	15
"Please doctor, tell me it's not covid".	14