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That's the last time I help anyone with their physics homework

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"How's that for a twist?", my friend said as we left the movie theater.

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I was a teenage coffin model

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I met a cougar at a bar

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My clothes and I play hide and seek

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I came I saw I conquered

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With recruitment at an all time low the armed forces is resorting to some pretty creative ways to meet their quotas

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The cashier noticed the little old lady shooting nervous looks at the rough bikers in front of her.

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It's a black and white movie

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I live with my mom even though I'm an adult.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
That's the last time I help anyone with their physics homework	47
"How's that for a twist?", my friend said as we left the movie theater.	45
I was a teenage coffin model	44
I met a cougar at a bar	34
My clothes and I play hide and seek	33
I came I saw I conquered	33
With recruitment at an all time low the armed forces is resorting to some pretty creative ways to meet their quotas	31
The cashier noticed the little old lady shooting nervous looks at the rough bikers in front of her.	31
It's a black and white movie	27
I live with my mom even though I'm an adult.	26