/u/SlobMarley13's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"If God is real, explain all the pain and suffering of innocent people," I said to the prophet.

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[NOV2020] At our Thanksgiving we always serve the oldest family members first.

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My girlfriend said she couldn't get in the mood because the little flashing red light was distracting.

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I only made those NSFW posts for the karma NSFW

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After years of delusions of seeing people and hearing voices, I finally worked up the courage to see a psychiatrist.

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[Dec2020] As the winter snow begins to melt, I can see the patches of dirt in my otherwise green, grassy back yard.

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I was trying to spoon feed my toddler son.

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I went on a journey to find God, and I succeeded.

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[NOV2020] Trytophan is the chemical in turkey that makes people drowsy.

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I always enjoyed the fortune cookie after a Chinese food dinner, but this one was odd.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"If God is real, explain all the pain and suffering of innocent people," I said to the prophet.	2655
[NOV2020] At our Thanksgiving we always serve the oldest family members first.	99
My girlfriend said she couldn't get in the mood because the little flashing red light was distracting.	60
I only made those NSFW posts for the karma NSFW	38
After years of delusions of seeing people and hearing voices, I finally worked up the courage to see a psychiatrist.	37
[Dec2020] As the winter snow begins to melt, I can see the patches of dirt in my otherwise green, grassy back yard.	33
I was trying to spoon feed my toddler son.	12
I went on a journey to find God, and I succeeded.	7
[NOV2020] Trytophan is the chemical in turkey that makes people drowsy.	3
I always enjoyed the fortune cookie after a Chinese food dinner, but this one was odd.	1