/u/SlowChurch's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You just turned 16 and head to the used car lot. You're having trouble deciding between the black Trans Am and the white VW with 53 on the door...
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[WP] Writing for both The Onion and The Simpsons, Nostradamus was doing his best to lay low, but pop culture fans started noticing the stories were oddly prescient...
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[WP] You watch, mouth agape as the little girl throws away her crutches and springs from her bed. Tears fill the eyes of her parents as they thank you for this miracle, saying they knew you would heal her. You're just trying to figure out how it happened.
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[WP] Quentin Tarantino has chosen his final film project, one he will pour everything into... Howard The Duck.
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[WP] You bought a used couch off Craigslist. So far you've had a ninja try to kill you for it, government agents have started following you, a monk told you to burn it, and the neighborhood cats keep trying to get in your house. You finally decide to cut the thing open...
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[WP] The Colossus of Rhodes rose up from the murky deep, put on a giant pair of sunglasses, turned to the camera, and said, "I'd have gotten up sooner, but I might be a little... rusty." Then, an angry Statue of Liberty stepped into frame and said, "looks like I didn't hit the Rhodes hard enough."
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[WP] It turns out inanimate objects have a lot to say. It's just that you're the only one who can talk to them.
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[WP] "Listen, you have to be careful now. Don't just trust any loaf you see. You never know if a sandwich or piece of toast could mean certain death. And never EVER go near pumpernickel. Welcome to the night of the living bread."
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[WP] You have arranged a sailing expedition with the world's leading Flat-Earthers to prove to them the Earth is round. Turns out you were both wrong.
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