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“Are you interested in life insurance?”, asked the agent outside my door.

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“I grant you the power to make any one song title an immutable part of your reality,” claimed the demon.

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[OCT22] “A cruise on the Caribbean sounds like the perfect Honeymoon trip!”

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[SEP22] “We will deflect this Asteroid from Earth and save our kind,” claimed the NASA spokesperson.

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[OCT22] When we first met, we bonded over Game of Thrones.

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[Oct22] “I love you enough to do Anything for our relationship.

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I had always worried about my acne, but now I think my worry is justified. NSFW

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[SEP22] “We will deflect this asteroid from Earth and save our kind,” claimed the NASA spokes-piece. Millions of years later, the robots claimed the same thing.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Are you interested in life insurance?”, asked the agent outside my door.	457
“I grant you the power to make any one song title an immutable part of your reality,” claimed the demon.	17
[OCT22] “A cruise on the Caribbean sounds like the perfect Honeymoon trip!”	5
[SEP22] “We will deflect this Asteroid from Earth and save our kind,” claimed the NASA spokesperson.	5
[OCT22] When we first met, we bonded over Game of Thrones.	2
[Oct22] “I love you enough to do Anything for our relationship.	2
I had always worried about my acne, but now I think my worry is justified. NSFW	1
[SEP22] “We will deflect this asteroid from Earth and save our kind,” claimed the NASA spokes-piece. Millions of years later, the robots claimed the same thing.	1