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I walked into my kitchen to a very unexpected surprise, but with a cheery voice said "Hey son, I didn't expect you and your friends to be here for the holidays, glad you could join me!"

6558 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Is there a reason most animals' noses are biologically above their mouths?

213 upvotes • r/askscience
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They both came home together from the bar

194 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I am in a loveless, abusive marriage.

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The day finally came when he got to create music with his favorite artist of all time!

23 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"The sun is the best!" She exclaimed, as she watched on from Proxima B.

22 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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"Another sleepless night," I thought to myself, as I went to the bathroom to go pee.

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"Can you close the door on your way out please?"

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How far away would you need to be standing to observe light actually moving instead of just being instant?

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How different would gravity/life be on the earth if it was twice as big but weighed exactly the same?

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