/u/Smooth_Surfaces's posts
[WP] you’ve always had a weird gift. After you beat someone in a board game, you see the most important thing they’ve learned hovering above the board, as if it were the loot from a slain foe in an RPG. Typically this was something easy, but your grandfather conveyed something new: the answer is 42.
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[WP] You are the perfect super-hero. Using your powers for good, stopping the bad guys, textbook good guy. Despite being a saint, the general population still hates your guts because of your "associates." All of your exes happen to murderers, sex offenders or worse, and it's now your problem.
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[WP] In this world there are three types of people: the good, the bad, and the ugly. People call you the ugliest they've ever seen, despite being the baddest mother fucker around. After some investigating, it turns out that some shmuck named Adolf has been taking all the credit for your deeds.
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[WP] Voyager One launched 42 years ago, and finally got pulled into a planet's orbit and crashed into a planet that coincidentally happened to have life. The alien's treated this unidentified object as an act of war. This war was later dubbed "World War Three, the slowest war in history."
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You've just discovered a new breakthrough; the part of the brain that connects the two hemispheres serves a unique purpose. After using TMS to deactivate both hemispheres, you wake from a daze with no recollection of the last hour, but camera footage showing floating objects and you glaring at them.
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[WP] You've always been able to see moments of yourself in what can only be parallel universes. You saw a version of you kill yourself, win the lottery and even killing someone. This time, you saw a version of you flying above the world, seemingly by magic, fighting a literal dragon with a sword.
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