/u/Smorp_a_Dorp's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was horrified as I pulled the long bug out of my ear.

2006 upvotes

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The cultists completed their ritual chanting before thrusting a knife into me.

1134 upvotes

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I got my eyes checked and I have 2020 vision.

283 upvotes

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My new roommates are convinced there’s something satanic and paranormal going on in our house.

242 upvotes

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I used to drive a taxi, so it was no surprise to me when my passenger tapped my shoulder to ask me a question.

58 upvotes

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My buddy let me borrow his time machine to stop the man a fortune teller told me would kill my wife.

30 upvotes

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“Don’t drink that punch!” My friend joked, referencing the Jonestown Cult as I was about to take a sip of my party punch.

24 upvotes

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I watched in horror as my house burned to the ground.

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I always wondered why my basement door was locked on the inside rather than the outside.

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I watched frozen as my sleep paralysis demon hopped into bed with me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was horrified as I pulled the long bug out of my ear.	2006
The cultists completed their ritual chanting before thrusting a knife into me.	1134
I got my eyes checked and I have 2020 vision.	283
My new roommates are convinced there’s something satanic and paranormal going on in our house.	242
I used to drive a taxi, so it was no surprise to me when my passenger tapped my shoulder to ask me a question.	58
My buddy let me borrow his time machine to stop the man a fortune teller told me would kill my wife.	30
“Don’t drink that punch!” My friend joked, referencing the Jonestown Cult as I was about to take a sip of my party punch.	24
I watched in horror as my house burned to the ground.	19
I always wondered why my basement door was locked on the inside rather than the outside.	16
I watched frozen as my sleep paralysis demon hopped into bed with me.	14