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With the help of a revolutionary microchip implanted in my brain, my sight and hearing were completely restored.

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I felt my fourth miscarriage in five years slip out in silence.

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Years ago, my friend confided to me that he gets brilliant ideas whenever he causes immense physical harm to others.

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Ever since last Thursday, my husband's personality has taken a complete 180: he's been nothing but pleasant and agreeable.

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The same man has stood across the street from my house for three weeks straight, his feet buried in the earth beneath him.

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Using the full extent of my abilities, I was able to send one of my colleagues on a 1 hour, 'round trip to the whatever lay beyond death.

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I purchased the "brainwave detector" from the dollar store as an afterthought, figuring that its silence meant it needed a battery.

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After fumbling through the fog for hours, in desperate search of an exit, I finally gave up.

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I stared at the grey, lanky figure in the corner of my room, reassuring myself that this was just another sleep paralysis episode.

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Ants swarmed the house, getting into any morsel of food left uncovered; an exterminator was eventually called.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
With the help of a revolutionary microchip implanted in my brain, my sight and hearing were completely restored.	913
I felt my fourth miscarriage in five years slip out in silence.	53
Years ago, my friend confided to me that he gets brilliant ideas whenever he causes immense physical harm to others.	42
Ever since last Thursday, my husband's personality has taken a complete 180: he's been nothing but pleasant and agreeable.	30
The same man has stood across the street from my house for three weeks straight, his feet buried in the earth beneath him.	27
Using the full extent of my abilities, I was able to send one of my colleagues on a 1 hour, 'round trip to the whatever lay beyond death.	8
I purchased the "brainwave detector" from the dollar store as an afterthought, figuring that its silence meant it needed a battery.	7
After fumbling through the fog for hours, in desperate search of an exit, I finally gave up.	5
I stared at the grey, lanky figure in the corner of my room, reassuring myself that this was just another sleep paralysis episode.	5
Ants swarmed the house, getting into any morsel of food left uncovered; an exterminator was eventually called.	1