/u/SomeTurdInTheWind's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I recently moved to a different country to live with my girlfriend

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I pushed my own intestines back into my body so they wouldn't slip out through the wound.

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"Give it a few years and then we will attack Earth"

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Two hundred people between police officers and volunteers searched the forest looking for the missing hiker

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It had been hours of complete darkness after the chloroform made me unconscious, but I opened my eyes

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We saw the inside of the shuttle covered in blood through its glass door, so we immediately opened it to see what happened

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After so many months of a long-distance relationship online, I finally moved in with my girlfriend to live with her

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"Setai" meant "demon" or "monster"

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After generations of broadcasting signals into space looking for alien life, it unexpectedly came from underground when the subterraneans emerged

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The Queen died after having only one girl

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I recently moved to a different country to live with my girlfriend	3004
I pushed my own intestines back into my body so they wouldn't slip out through the wound.	494
"Give it a few years and then we will attack Earth"	285
Two hundred people between police officers and volunteers searched the forest looking for the missing hiker	230
It had been hours of complete darkness after the chloroform made me unconscious, but I opened my eyes	168
We saw the inside of the shuttle covered in blood through its glass door, so we immediately opened it to see what happened	140
After so many months of a long-distance relationship online, I finally moved in with my girlfriend to live with her	107
"Setai" meant "demon" or "monster"	93
After generations of broadcasting signals into space looking for alien life, it unexpectedly came from underground when the subterraneans emerged	83
The Queen died after having only one girl	62