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When I was ten, my mother pulled me out of school and devoted herself to teaching me survivalist, mechanical, and medical skills.

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With a serial killer on the loose in his town, arsehole Dave thought it was funny to freak out lone women with, “How do you know I’m not the killer?”

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I wish my cats weren’t such picky eaters.

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It’s difficult for a woman to strap a struggling man to a torture and murder table and knock-out drugs aren’t easy to acquire, but I eventually found a way to get victims who will lie down willingly and some even help me fasten the restraints.

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If you sell me your soul for fame and fortune, I’ll come to collect in seven years.

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“Of course we want to get your children back unharmed,” the detective told the terrified mother.

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Whenever a new family moves into the big house on the edge of town, they’re all found murdered within a week.

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What if your murder victims become your slaves in Hell?

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[MAY23] Many women will tell you that after a breakup, it’s cathartic to burn every memento of the relationship on a huge bonfire.

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Last Christmas, my ballet career reached its peak when I got to play the Sugar Plum Fairy.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I was ten, my mother pulled me out of school and devoted herself to teaching me survivalist, mechanical, and medical skills.	3207
With a serial killer on the loose in his town, arsehole Dave thought it was funny to freak out lone women with, “How do you know I’m not the killer?”	1949
I wish my cats weren’t such picky eaters.	328
It’s difficult for a woman to strap a struggling man to a torture and murder table and knock-out drugs aren’t easy to acquire, but I eventually found a way to get victims who will lie down willingly and some even help me fasten the restraints.	266
If you sell me your soul for fame and fortune, I’ll come to collect in seven years.	106
“Of course we want to get your children back unharmed,” the detective told the terrified mother.	68
Whenever a new family moves into the big house on the edge of town, they’re all found murdered within a week.	44
What if your murder victims become your slaves in Hell?	30
[MAY23] Many women will tell you that after a breakup, it’s cathartic to burn every memento of the relationship on a huge bonfire.	27
Last Christmas, my ballet career reached its peak when I got to play the Sugar Plum Fairy.	13