/u/Somerandomwizard's posts
[WP] since it was the first of spooktember you decided to cast a spell to make a spooky atmosphere. It’s now January 13 and the spell hasn’t worn off
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[WP] aliens invade earth, but they’re so nerdy that they pull out a board and dice and dictate their actions with a D&D-esque game. Poor fools have no idea what loaded dice are.
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[WP] after a couple weeks of use, you notice your soap bar isn’t wearing down. You decide to use this completely useless magical item to become a superhero
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[WP] ‘Look, I heard you. I understand that there is a chunk of my head missing. I also see the three holes in my chest and the knife in my thigh, but that doesn’t answer my question!’
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[WP] you’re a hero, saving everyone from the bad guy who tries to take over the world every few days. Over time, listening to his many backstories, you start to realize that practically everyone in the world is so much worse than him
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[WP] humanity is suddenly transported to another world, and finds itself surrounded by everything from fae to dragons to eldritch abominations. They scramble to arm themselves, only to find that everything here finds us freaking ADORABLE.
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[WP] “You’re a wizard, Harry.” The large man said. “Really!?” You wave your hands and throw a fireball. Now the bearded man looks shocked and confused
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[WP] “we know what you did.” That’s the 6th time someone said that to you today, but you have NO idea what they’re talking about. You already dealt with the witnesses.
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