/u/Sorceress683's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] SETI knew they were vindicated when they listened in on an outer space transmission discussion the invasion of Earth. As the fuzzy image started to take shape, you suddenly realize the speed of transmission vs the distance between us means that the transmission is ten thousand years old...
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[WP] There had to be four horsemen to have the Apocalypse. Problem was, the band broke up after years of waiting around. Now, with time running out and few options, it's time to turn to... the temp agency?
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[WP] The invasion has begun! Or, well, actually, it's been going on for quite some time. The problem is, people are very adaptable and able to justify a LOT in their own minds. Hence, the rapid acceptance of 'Florida Man.'
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[WP] The first time I met my neighbor, he was gutting an octopus in the alley. Things went downhill from there.
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[WP] Due to the overpopulation of the Earth, war becomes the weekend passtime to thin the herd. Murder is seen as a positive and highly encouraged. Then the aliens come...
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[WP] Leaving the note was your first mistake. "I'm on to you!" No harm meant, right? Only, you happen to have been at the site of a major undercover operation, and now you're in deep. And you just don't know what's going on.
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[WP] Everyone agreed: the seer had to have been smoking crack that day. How else could you explain the part where he said that the only weapon to defeat the ultimate darkness would be... hummus?!
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[WP] No one appreciated the henchmen, whose job it was to keep things running smoothly behind the scenes. No one likes a bad boss. Say it loud now: UNION!
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[WP] Monsters have feelings too! For so many years, the humans have been hunting down and killing them without mercy. So-called heroes who are just looking to make a name for themselves. Time to hit them where it hurts: the bank account. After all, stealing treasure is grand theft.
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