/u/Sorceress683's posts
[WP] SETI knew they were vindicated when they listened in on an outer space transmission discussion the invasion of Earth. As the fuzzy image started to take shape, you suddenly realize the speed of transmission vs the distance between us means that the transmission is ten thousand years old...
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[WP] The first time I met my neighbor, he was gutting an octopus in the alley. Things went downhill from there.
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[WP] There had to be four horsemen to have the Apocalypse. Problem was, the band broke up after years of waiting around. Now, with time running out and few options, it's time to turn to... the temp agency?
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[WP] The day has finally come. The aliens have arrived and, sure enough, have been watching our transmissions for years. They are prepared for us. But wait, WHAT channel were they watching?!!
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[WP] The invasion has begun! Or, well, actually, it's been going on for quite some time. The problem is, people are very adaptable and able to justify a LOT in their own minds. Hence, the rapid acceptance of 'Florida Man.'
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[WP] Due to the overpopulation of the Earth, war becomes the weekend passtime to thin the herd. Murder is seen as a positive and highly encouraged. Then the aliens come...
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[WP] Leaving the note was your first mistake. "I'm on to you!" No harm meant, right? Only, you happen to have been at the site of a major undercover operation, and now you're in deep. And you just don't know what's going on.
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[WP] Everyone agreed: the seer had to have been smoking crack that day. How else could you explain the part where he said that the only weapon to defeat the ultimate darkness would be... hummus?!
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[WP] The human race- only species in the universe to keep dangerous, carnivorous animals as pets. The galaxy had better look out!
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