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[WP] “So you started the apocalypse to avoid the IRS.” “Yep” “How’s that working out for ya.” Shoots over barricade “Could be going better.”
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[WP] The other heroes used to laugh at you thinking your power useless, but as they trip on their capes and stub their toes they shall fear you as a villain the Minor Inconvenience.
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[WP] So let me get this straight, you accidentally conquered the world, how! “I just wanted to make a sandwich”
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[WP] You have sat in the forest since it was but a barren wasteland from the war of ancients. You have enjoyed the peace, but today that peace is shattered by screaming. A bloodied human falls at your feet pursued by other humans. They have no clue what they stand before.
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[WP] As the grim reaper is going through it’s daily routine processing souls he stops. “God dammit Greg stop coming here, you’re not dead. This is like the 8th time this week.” The reaper exclaims.
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[WP] Aliens are shocked there are so many humans, humans are shocked that the aliens made it to space without agriculture.
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[WP] You are unknowingly God. Everything that happens around and to you is carefully curated by the government to ensure you don’t accidentally destroy the universe or turn a bunch of people into salt, like you did last week.
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[WP] After inventing time travel you decide to go make the world a better place the only problem is at the first stop there is like 50 copies of you arguing over the damage they have all done to the timeline.
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