/u/SorrySwordsman's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My new boyfriend gave me head last night.

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The orbs seemed to glow and bubble on their surface.

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Somewhere in the distance a baby cried.

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I called out, again and again and again.

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It was the best of both worlds.

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I noticed there was a pressure plate down the left hallway, so I went to the right.

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I agreed that the stranger could harvest his choice of crops if he would help me win at the local agricultural fair.

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"Alone, alone, I'm finally alone," I muttered to myself as I stomped on the gas pedal.

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Discovering alien life will be the highlight of my career!

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The man looked me up and down before ushering me inside, glancing furtively down the empty street.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My new boyfriend gave me head last night.	324
The orbs seemed to glow and bubble on their surface.	22
Somewhere in the distance a baby cried.	19
I called out, again and again and again.	18
It was the best of both worlds.	13
I noticed there was a pressure plate down the left hallway, so I went to the right.	12
I agreed that the stranger could harvest his choice of crops if he would help me win at the local agricultural fair.	10
"Alone, alone, I'm finally alone," I muttered to myself as I stomped on the gas pedal.	9
Discovering alien life will be the highlight of my career!	7
The man looked me up and down before ushering me inside, glancing furtively down the empty street.	7