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[WP] "I diagnose you with alive. I prescribe one 5.56 mm bullet to be taken cerebrally whenever you find yourself suffering from consciousness."

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[WP] "Oh yeah, I've done it all," says the human to the angel on the bench beside him, "Framed a guy for murder, ate someone's kid, ran over a few dogs, the whole nine yards. Couldn't tell ya how I ended up in Heaven."

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[WP] "So you didn't hear this from me, but anyone can get into Heaven with enough firepower."

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[WP] "Don't hold onto your sanity; you won't need it here."

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[WP] "Good afternoon, employees. We regret to inform you that the prisoner has escaped. Your families, if any, will be informed of your deaths. Thank you for your dedication."

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[WP] "I'd hate you all if only I had the energy."

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[WP] I woke up on the cold, hard ground to the robot standing over me. I blinked a few times, adjusting to the sunlight. "Don't you have someone to monitor?," I asked. "I've g-" "There is nobody else to monitor," The robot interrupted in it's ever so chipper tone. "You are the last one."

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[SP] Humanity has driven God mad.

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[EU] After a competition with some kid named Johnny, you're down a golden fiddle in addition to the souls you already owed your brother.

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[WP] "Tear down the sky. No more gods. Vote Zadarasz the Suneater 4042.", the poster read. Election day was only in a week or so; I'll have to decide who to vote for soon.

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[WP] "I diagnose you with alive. I prescribe one 5.56 mm bullet to be taken cerebrally whenever you find yourself suffering from consciousness."	26
[WP] "Oh yeah, I've done it all," says the human to the angel on the bench beside him, "Framed a guy for murder, ate someone's kid, ran over a few dogs, the whole nine yards. Couldn't tell ya how I ended up in Heaven."	23
[WP] "So you didn't hear this from me, but anyone can get into Heaven with enough firepower."	23
[WP] "Don't hold onto your sanity; you won't need it here."	23
[WP] "Good afternoon, employees. We regret to inform you that the prisoner has escaped. Your families, if any, will be informed of your deaths. Thank you for your dedication."	21
[WP] "I'd hate you all if only I had the energy."	21
[WP] I woke up on the cold, hard ground to the robot standing over me. I blinked a few times, adjusting to the sunlight. "Don't you have someone to monitor?," I asked. "I've g-" "There is nobody else to monitor," The robot interrupted in it's ever so chipper tone. "You are the last one."	20
[SP] Humanity has driven God mad.	19
[EU] After a competition with some kid named Johnny, you're down a golden fiddle in addition to the souls you already owed your brother.	19
[WP] "Tear down the sky. No more gods. Vote Zadarasz the Suneater 4042.", the poster read. Election day was only in a week or so; I'll have to decide who to vote for soon.	19