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[WP] As I walk into town, I spot a child exiting a ruined church on the outskirts. I approach them and ask "What are you doing, child? God is dead.". The child looks to me with terror in their eyes and says "God lives, and it hates us all.".

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[WP] "Out of sight," your roommate says, nudging the body under their bed. "Out of mind."

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[WP] "I diagnose you with alive. I prescribe one 5.56 mm bullet to be taken cerebrally whenever you find yourself suffering from consciousness."

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[WP] "I feel the need to clarify that what I'm about to do isn't some sort of test or a trial to ultimately make you stronger... I'm doing this because I hate you."

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[WP] "So you didn't hear this from me, but anyone can get into Heaven with enough firepower."

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[WP] "Oh yeah, I've done it all," says the human to the angel on the bench beside him, "Framed a guy for murder, ate someone's kid, ran over a few dogs, the whole nine yards. Couldn't tell ya how I ended up in Heaven."

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[WP] "Don't hold onto your sanity; you won't need it here."

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But so did the meat worm

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[WP] "Good afternoon, employees. We regret to inform you that the prisoner has escaped. Your families, if any, will be informed of your deaths. Thank you for your dedication."

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[WP] "I'd hate you all if only I had the energy."

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[WP] As I walk into town, I spot a child exiting a ruined church on the outskirts. I approach them and ask "What are you doing, child? God is dead.". The child looks to me with terror in their eyes and says "God lives, and it hates us all.".	30	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Out of sight," your roommate says, nudging the body under their bed. "Out of mind."	28	WritingPrompts
[WP] "I diagnose you with alive. I prescribe one 5.56 mm bullet to be taken cerebrally whenever you find yourself suffering from consciousness."	26	WritingPrompts
[WP] "I feel the need to clarify that what I'm about to do isn't some sort of test or a trial to ultimately make you stronger... I'm doing this because I hate you."	26	WritingPrompts
[WP] "So you didn't hear this from me, but anyone can get into Heaven with enough firepower."	23	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Oh yeah, I've done it all," says the human to the angel on the bench beside him, "Framed a guy for murder, ate someone's kid, ran over a few dogs, the whole nine yards. Couldn't tell ya how I ended up in Heaven."	23	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Don't hold onto your sanity; you won't need it here."	23	WritingPrompts
But so did the meat worm	22	TwoSentenceComedy
[WP] "Good afternoon, employees. We regret to inform you that the prisoner has escaped. Your families, if any, will be informed of your deaths. Thank you for your dedication."	21	WritingPrompts
[WP] "I'd hate you all if only I had the energy."	21	WritingPrompts