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I used to think that a dog was a man's best friend.

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Having the power to know where and when everyone will die is a wonderful gift.

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I've been a lurker on this sub for a while.

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This post will surely stand out.

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I looked up at the sky as the spaceship holding most of humanity left earth, leaving all the criminals to meet their demise to the creature that had plagued the earth for centuries.

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The first sentence was one that wasn't interesting or long.

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I swiftly hit the giant rat next to me with the baseball bat, killing it in the process.

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My father always used to tell me not to go to the study but one day I felt curious to go.

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"Haven't you had enough of this Tom?" I asked my old pal and rival as he smashed his head with a hammer for the 100th time.

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"Give me karma" I yelled as I looked up to the sky.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I used to think that a dog was a man's best friend.	149
Having the power to know where and when everyone will die is a wonderful gift.	126
I've been a lurker on this sub for a while.	58
This post will surely stand out.	57
I looked up at the sky as the spaceship holding most of humanity left earth, leaving all the criminals to meet their demise to the creature that had plagued the earth for centuries.	53
The first sentence was one that wasn't interesting or long.	47
I swiftly hit the giant rat next to me with the baseball bat, killing it in the process.	45
My father always used to tell me not to go to the study but one day I felt curious to go.	31
"Haven't you had enough of this Tom?" I asked my old pal and rival as he smashed his head with a hammer for the 100th time.	26
"Give me karma" I yelled as I looked up to the sky.	19