/u/SoupmanBob's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

Giving your body to science is the most noble thing you can do

399 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

She was a strong, confident, and powerful woman commanding admiration and respect from everyone around her

249 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I came home early to surprise my beautiful wife, but I heard unusual noises from the bedroom.

79 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I'm so excited, dad said I'm finally getting my own pet today

73 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Darkness provides sanctuary, safety, and comfort

27 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

When I look up at the stars at night I just wish I could fly right up there and stay

20 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Hello customer service, there seems to be something wrong with my body pillow

10 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I screamed and thrashed trying to get the attention of the people around me to see that I was trapped in here

10 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

When he finished speaking, I laughed heartily. "What a brilliant joke!" I said

8 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I tried to call out to you and let you know that I was awake

6 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Giving your body to science is the most noble thing you can do	399
She was a strong, confident, and powerful woman commanding admiration and respect from everyone around her	249
I came home early to surprise my beautiful wife, but I heard unusual noises from the bedroom.	79
I'm so excited, dad said I'm finally getting my own pet today	73
Darkness provides sanctuary, safety, and comfort	27
When I look up at the stars at night I just wish I could fly right up there and stay	20
Hello customer service, there seems to be something wrong with my body pillow	10
I screamed and thrashed trying to get the attention of the people around me to see that I was trapped in here	10
When he finished speaking, I laughed heartily. "What a brilliant joke!" I said	8
I tried to call out to you and let you know that I was awake	6