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"I swear I didn't commit pedophilia!!!!" I screamed as the officers dragged me from the courtroom to my cell. NSFW

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"Im three!" yelled my son as he held up three fingers

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I was devastated after my baby brother died at birth.

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My mother always told me that the first sign the apocalypse is starting is when all the lights go out.

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I hobbled over to the door to pick up my package that just arrived.

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I started regretting telling my dad "I'm gay" when he swiftly started heading towards me.

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I've always wanted to find out if I could down a mug of beer faster than my son.

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I screamed as it clamped it's mouth around my head.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I swear I didn't commit pedophilia!!!!" I screamed as the officers dragged me from the courtroom to my cell. NSFW	6425
"Im three!" yelled my son as he held up three fingers	53
I was devastated after my baby brother died at birth.	6
My mother always told me that the first sign the apocalypse is starting is when all the lights go out.	4
I hobbled over to the door to pick up my package that just arrived.	4
I started regretting telling my dad "I'm gay" when he swiftly started heading towards me.	3
I've always wanted to find out if I could down a mug of beer faster than my son.	3
I screamed as it clamped it's mouth around my head.	1