/u/SpiderOfNorway's posts
[EU] When the children under her protection are threatened by hostile spacefaring aliens, Ms. Frizzle is forced to reveal her true powers.
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[WP] You look around you to see that everything's stopped. People, vehicles, animals, everything. A few seconds later, they start moving again but in the positions where they would have been if they were moving normally. The world has just lagged.
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[WP] An evil god has been found living in a dormant supervolcano. It demands the blood of virgins to appease it, lest it makes the volcano erupt. The authorities don't know what to do about this until they realize the obvious, preexisting solution: student blood drives.
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[WP] "I knew fantasy dwarves were supposed to be advanced compared to their contemporaries, but this is ridiculous. Is that a dwarf with a smartphone? Wearing jeans and a T-shirt? We just hitched up our horses in a PARKING LOT with CARS in it, by all the gods!"
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[WP] The most popular TV show in hell is Heaven's Kitchen, where contestants aim to create the most repulsive dish despite an incredibly lenient judge.
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[WP] They said becoming a vampire was nothing but perks: eternal life, superhuman fitness and senses, some supernatural magic powers. They didn't say a damn thing about all these vultures, crows, flies and other scavengers constantly following you around.
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[WP] You expected many things when practicing necromancy. What you didn't expect was to get sued by the grim reaper for obstructing its job.
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[WP] Sleazy corporations have started to pick up on the occult. Now Hell is having a serious problem with "spam summons".
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[WP] Humans discover a planet ruled by an oppressive alien dictatorship. They are shocked when they find out these aliens see things like democracy and free thought in the same way humans see things like slavery and tyranny - and they haven't even been brainwashed or conditioned.
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[WP] A primitive species witnesses aliens landing on their planet and believes them to be gods. Several millennia later they have developed advanced enough technology to venture into space and contact other species, only to hear that their "gods" are far from the paragons of virtue they expected.
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