/u/Spoon_Elemental's posts
[WP] You're a phony fortune teller. The real fortune tellers are pissed off because you're stealing their business. What they don't know is that you are a very real sorcerer.
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[WP] A dentist themed supervillain emerges and rocks the very foundations of the world with his hilarious dentist related hi-jinks.
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[WP] Several spacecrafts descend over the worlds major capitols. A voice blares from all of them simultaneously. "Humanity, you are hereby under investigation for developing advanced technology without the proper licenses. Effective immediately your world leaders are under house arrest."
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[WP] You are one of the most powerful heroes in the world, but unfortunately due to the same curse that gives you your powers you exude an aura of evil. No matter how heroically you behave your aura prevents anybody from perceiving you as anything other than evil.
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[WP] A human kidnaps a bear cub and taunts its mother as they drive away to train the cub to preform in the circus confident that the mother will never catch up. What the human does not know is that the mother bear has a drivers license and a police cruiser which she obtained at an auction.
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[WP] As expected, the genie went out of their way to make you regret making your wishes. What the genie doesn't realize is that you're a sociopath and only made those wishes because you wanted all these horrible side effects to happen.
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[WP] A vengeful spirit that feeds off fear unwittingly targets a clinically insane individual who is incapable of feeling fear.
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[WP] You are one of the strongest people in the world and you know it, but your greatest strength isn't your raw power, it's that you let everybody think you're an idiot when you're anything but.
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[WP] There is no evil left in the world. People have forgotten how to be selfish and it is causing them to suffer and die out. In response to this the gods of this world have decided to reintroduce evil in order to save it from itself. You are the new dark lord.
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