/u/Spoon_Elemental's posts
[WP] You're the best at hide and go seek. You started a game with some kids you met at church and haven't moved from you're hiding spot. It's been three days and now all the adults are playing too!
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[WP] Through no small effort, you've finally managed to capture an angel. You did this out of curiosity, not to study the angel, but to see what you can get in exchange for sacrificing it to a demon.
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[WP] An alien spaceship landed down the block a few days ago. They've vaporized everyone who has threatened them including police and military. You approach the ship with a bowl of gelatin to welcome your new neighbors.
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[WP] The prophecy says only the Chosen One can slay the Demon Lord and their generals and save the world. The gods who wrote the prophecy are getting very annoyed because somebody who most definitely is NOT the chosen keeps finding all these loopholes and taking them out anyways.
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[WP] Everything life was throwing at you often made you wonder if the universe was trying to make you a bad person. This mindset alone allowed you to avoid letting your trauma take you down the wrong path. As it turns out you were right. You're dead now and some people in the afterlife are pissed.
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[WP] Some boss fights have that one attack you have to wait for to make them expose their weak point. You are one such boss, and you've just realized that you can simply choose to not use this attack.
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[WP] When man tried to build the a tower to reach Heaven, the gods created new languages to confuse the workers and stop it's construction. Thousands of years later, you have extensively studied every human language to the point where you are fluent in all of them. You're going to try again.
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[WP] You really wish people would stop showing up to try to exorcise you or help you "let go of your lingering regrets" or whatever. You don't have anything like that. You might be a ghost, but you were born that way. You've never been human and you certainly aren't dead.
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[WP] The thing about humans that shocked aliens the most wasn't anything meaningful like our stubbornness or ability to tame animals, that's pretty typical in the galaxy. It was the fact that we can pop our necks and crack our knuckles without injury that freaked them out.
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[WP] Your child has a secret they're keeping from you. They're actually a super hero. Well they think you don't know at least, but when a new hero with the powers of both you and your spouse popped up it was pretty obvious. Now you're both pretending to be completely clueless for a cheap laugh.
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