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When the alien creature offered him the opportunity to travel the stars without worrying about dying from old age, he eagerly accepted.

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I looked at the recipe while making my shopping list.

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After the disaster, I discovered that there was something scarier than dying:

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Hot singles are in your area...

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I thought it would be fun to theow a surprise party for his birthday.

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My girlfriend loved my Valentines Day gift of assorted chocolates.

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During the argument I told him to eat a bag of dicks.

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Her Tinder profile said she was tall and athletic and attracted to shorter guys.

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NASA recently learned something new about yellow dwarf stars.

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The world mourned the death of Betty White, until the earthquakes started.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When the alien creature offered him the opportunity to travel the stars without worrying about dying from old age, he eagerly accepted.	1
I looked at the recipe while making my shopping list.	1
After the disaster, I discovered that there was something scarier than dying:	1
Hot singles are in your area...	1
I thought it would be fun to theow a surprise party for his birthday.	1
My girlfriend loved my Valentines Day gift of assorted chocolates.	1
During the argument I told him to eat a bag of dicks.	1
Her Tinder profile said she was tall and athletic and attracted to shorter guys.	1
NASA recently learned something new about yellow dwarf stars.	1
The world mourned the death of Betty White, until the earthquakes started.	1