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She thought if she made sure to have sex she wouldn't qualify as a virgin sacrifice.

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I don't see why everyone calls me a murderer.

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She cowered under the blankets as Daddy came in with whiskey on his breath, knowing what was to come.

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I always used to believe there was a way to get into a mirror if I tried hard enough.

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He fell in love with her voice.

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AITA for using my hobby to memorialize my dead wife?

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The monster in my nightmare was almost on me when my alarm went off.

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He smiled in anticipation when, in the middle of dinner, she slipped under the table and unzipped his pants. NSFW

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The mermaids were so beautiful, and their singing so enchanting, that he dove out of the boat and swam to their rock.

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We wrote our own vows, leaving out "til death do us part".

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She thought if she made sure to have sex she wouldn't qualify as a virgin sacrifice.	8430
I don't see why everyone calls me a murderer.	8093
She cowered under the blankets as Daddy came in with whiskey on his breath, knowing what was to come.	4454
I always used to believe there was a way to get into a mirror if I tried hard enough.	4202
He fell in love with her voice.	3889
AITA for using my hobby to memorialize my dead wife?	3087
The monster in my nightmare was almost on me when my alarm went off.	2911
He smiled in anticipation when, in the middle of dinner, she slipped under the table and unzipped his pants. NSFW	2657
The mermaids were so beautiful, and their singing so enchanting, that he dove out of the boat and swam to their rock.	2554
We wrote our own vows, leaving out "til death do us part".	2080