/u/SqueakyFarts99's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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She realized that her husband was sleepwalking when she found him preparing a meal at 3 a.m.

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I started wearing a GoPro to bed to see if I was sleepwalking.

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I knew adopting a child with medical needs would be tough, so I did everything I could to help my daughter's skin condition.

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When the alien being offered him the opportunity to travel the stars, he eagerly accepted.

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I wasn't really upset that my big sister had a degenerative disease.

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I told the genie I just wished to be happy.

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He was so excited that he'd convinced the legendary nine-tailed fox to marry him.

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Coming out of a five-year-long coma is so disorienting--I hope someone can answer all my questions.

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They said he was an artist in plastic surgery.

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I recently saw a documentary about how cuckoos lay their eggs in another bird's nest and force them to raise the offspring.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She realized that her husband was sleepwalking when she found him preparing a meal at 3 a.m.	1995
I started wearing a GoPro to bed to see if I was sleepwalking.	1388
I knew adopting a child with medical needs would be tough, so I did everything I could to help my daughter's skin condition.	1340
When the alien being offered him the opportunity to travel the stars, he eagerly accepted.	1293
I wasn't really upset that my big sister had a degenerative disease.	1230
I told the genie I just wished to be happy.	1149
He was so excited that he'd convinced the legendary nine-tailed fox to marry him.	1055
Coming out of a five-year-long coma is so disorienting--I hope someone can answer all my questions.	1045
They said he was an artist in plastic surgery.	872
I recently saw a documentary about how cuckoos lay their eggs in another bird's nest and force them to raise the offspring.	737