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I stopped and listened, but was only met with silence.

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My friend said my blind date looked like an angel.

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Ever since my daughter-in-law got pregnant, my son hardly ever spends time with me.

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He always thought his girlfriend's lips tasted like honey.

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My parents always bonded over their love of sewing.

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My dermatologist told me this chemical peel would help get rid of dead skin.

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I thought I had mice in the house so I set out some glue traps.

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I laughed in relief on my way home, after weathering the most extreme haunted house I'd ever encountered.

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The sign outside the coroner's said OPEN MIKE NIGHT.

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It was my first time staying at an Air BNB, so I didn't know what to expect.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I stopped and listened, but was only met with silence.	14
My friend said my blind date looked like an angel.	14
Ever since my daughter-in-law got pregnant, my son hardly ever spends time with me.	14
He always thought his girlfriend's lips tasted like honey.	13
My parents always bonded over their love of sewing.	13
My dermatologist told me this chemical peel would help get rid of dead skin.	13
I thought I had mice in the house so I set out some glue traps.	12
I laughed in relief on my way home, after weathering the most extreme haunted house I'd ever encountered.	12
The sign outside the coroner's said OPEN MIKE NIGHT.	12
It was my first time staying at an Air BNB, so I didn't know what to expect.	12