/u/SqueakyFarts99's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I'm crushing your head!" I announced as I framed my little sister's head between my thumb and forefinger.

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At first I was relieved to find that I was almost qualified to enter heaven.

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Located far from any land in the South Pacific, it was supposed to be the deepest offshore oil rig in history.

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She was certain that her militant adherance to biblical tenets and her determination to educate nonbelievers meant she would go to heaven when she died.

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I hate being sick; I'm so hungry all the time but everything tastes like ashes.

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My six-year-old son has always been an avid reader, plowing through any book he could get his hands on.

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As she walked up the aisle towards her future husband, she turned to her father and asked if everything would be okay.

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I'm a huge proponent of nose-to-tail cooking to reduce waste.

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He promised that he would love only me.

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[DEC22] After what seemed like an eternity on the meandering track, the roller coaster's harness finally released me and I was able to escape.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I'm crushing your head!" I announced as I framed my little sister's head between my thumb and forefinger.	12
At first I was relieved to find that I was almost qualified to enter heaven.	12
Located far from any land in the South Pacific, it was supposed to be the deepest offshore oil rig in history.	12
She was certain that her militant adherance to biblical tenets and her determination to educate nonbelievers meant she would go to heaven when she died.	11
I hate being sick; I'm so hungry all the time but everything tastes like ashes.	11
My six-year-old son has always been an avid reader, plowing through any book he could get his hands on.	11
As she walked up the aisle towards her future husband, she turned to her father and asked if everything would be okay.	11
I'm a huge proponent of nose-to-tail cooking to reduce waste.	10
He promised that he would love only me.	10
[DEC22] After what seemed like an eternity on the meandering track, the roller coaster's harness finally released me and I was able to escape.	10