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[WP] A human colony on an alien planet is carefully tended by intelligent arachnids. Today you discover their reasons.

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After years of trying and dozens of fertility experts, my wife and I were overjoyed to find she was pregnant.

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[EU] Dean Winchester glared at the dementor as he set the shotgun to his shoulder. "Expecto patronum, you son of a bitch," he snarled, before pulling the trigger.

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I've always thought men were pigs.

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[WP] "So... explain why we should allow a sentient squirrel on our superhero team?"

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The artist wanted to see everything as accurately as possible, to improve his paintings.

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The bakery just dropped off the cake for my buddy's bachelor party.

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[WP] "Actually, kobolds tend to be pretty smart... just in very specific ways."

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The house looked like a typical case of hoarding as the Adult Protective Services caseworkers navigated between piles of trash and rotted food.

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When they first met, she told him she was a bookbinder.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] A human colony on an alien planet is carefully tended by intelligent arachnids. Today you discover their reasons.	37	WritingPrompts
After years of trying and dozens of fertility experts, my wife and I were overjoyed to find she was pregnant.	36	TwoSentenceHorror
[EU] Dean Winchester glared at the dementor as he set the shotgun to his shoulder. "Expecto patronum, you son of a bitch," he snarled, before pulling the trigger.	36	WritingPrompts
I've always thought men were pigs.	36	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] "So... explain why we should allow a sentient squirrel on our superhero team?"	36	WritingPrompts
The artist wanted to see everything as accurately as possible, to improve his paintings.	35	TwoSentenceHorror
The bakery just dropped off the cake for my buddy's bachelor party.	35	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] "Actually, kobolds tend to be pretty smart... just in very specific ways."	34	WritingPrompts
The house looked like a typical case of hoarding as the Adult Protective Services caseworkers navigated between piles of trash and rotted food.	34	TwoSentenceHorror
When they first met, she told him she was a bookbinder.	33	TwoSentenceHorror