/u/SqueakyFarts99's posts
[WP] Your parents told you early on that you were adopted. They didn't tell you that you weren't the same species.
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[WP] A seasoned monster hunter cautions his apprentice about the mundane animals that share the monsters' territories.
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[WP] An adventurer hired to ensure a princess gets safely home discovers the girl is a spoiled brat.
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[WP] You became a warlock to indulge your edgelord tendencies, but the only patron you could get was the Queen of the Sugarplum Fairies, whose aesthetics... kind of clash with yours.
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[WP] "No matter what you hear, or gow close it seems to be, don't look around. Your life may depend on it."
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[WP] When you hired a half-orc, you were expecting an aggressive meathead. You weren't expecting a silver-tongued con artist.
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[WP] Years of research go down the drain when you discover that the magical creature you're studying is not at all how the stories say it is.
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My six-year-old son has always been an avid reader, plowing through any book he could get his hands on.
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