/u/SqueakyFarts99's posts
Our daughter always slept with her beloved teddy bear because "Mr. Teddy gets rid of the monsters. "
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As the police arrested her for torturing and killing her husband and children, all she felt was annoyance.
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[WP] You are the (very young) cursed offspring of nightmares and entropy, with the potential to bring about a new age of darkness and terror. A four-year-old girl has adopted you and named you Puppy.
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[WP] You possess amazing luck. Phenomenal luck. Million-to-one shots succeed nine times out of ten. However, amazing luck doesn't always mean amazingly GOOD luck.
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[WP] You have just been isekai'd into a fantasy land... as a massive dragon feared and worshipped by a local town. Things are about to get awkward.
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[WP] A customer service rep at Wal-Mart is so jaded that he doesn't even notice that a gateway to Hell has opened in Housewares.
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[WP] Her eyes blazed with fury as she wiped the blood from her sword on the tatters of her ruined silk gown. She was no longer the demure princess he thought she was. She was a force of nature.
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