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My son has been putting teeth under his pillow recently to get a gift from the tooth fairy.

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Thinking bugspray would be enough, I wore short sleeves on my first trip into the rainforest

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I thought, now that I was older, I didnt need to run up the stairwell when I turned the lights off, so I didnt.

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After my dad's PD got bad enough to take away his speech, I decided to move back home so he wouldn't be alone

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I wanted to bring back the spark in my romantic life, so my husband and I went cave diving together

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As a suprise for my 21st birthday, my best friends brought me to a rave!

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Now that I'm old enough for my parents to leave me home alone during their business trips, I can stay up as long as I want watching funny videos.

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My boyfriend said I was the first girl he'd ever brought home before

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I became a volunteer at my local animal shelter to support my local community

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I never had any luck with romance, so ever since I wished for every woman in the world to fall madly in love with me, my life has been like a dream come true.

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