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Only the Strong

1908 upvotes • r/HFY

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The zombie apocalypse broke out ten years ago, but my manager at Domino's didn't care. We've stayed in business all this time.

1779 upvotes • r/HFY

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[PI] Doom Guy goes to his first court ordered therapy session.

1612 upvotes • r/HFY

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[PI] A witch has cursed you, but she screws it up. Instead of repeating the same day over and over for a thousand years, you experience the next 1,000 June 9ths all in a row.

1426 upvotes • r/HFY

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[PI] Contrary to what many prompts claim, humans are actually the most perfectly average race in the Galaxy. As such, they are regarded as boring by many species.

1403 upvotes • r/HFY

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[PI] The Galactic Representative Senate has high seats for the thirty most advanced societies in the Milky Way. The thirtieth seat, humanity, is the only society not to make use of a Hive Mind.

1401 upvotes • r/HFY

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[PI] Earth is famous for its ability to repel invasions by galactic warlords, although it’s unknown how, as everyone who’s ever tried makes up different excuses. As it turns out, humans are just an irresistably adorable species that nobody wants to eliminate.

1391 upvotes • r/HFY

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The aliens have invaded Earth! ...and so have these other aliens. Shit.

1338 upvotes • r/HFY

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It's All Relative

1224 upvotes • r/HFY

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[PI] They say Terran time is the hardest prison time you can do. You’ve done time all over the galaxy and never really believed it - until today, when you were caught robbing a liquor store in a human territory called Mississippi.

1149 upvotes • r/HFY

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Only the Strong	1908	HFY
The zombie apocalypse broke out ten years ago, but my manager at Domino's didn't care. We've stayed in business all this time.	1779	HFY
[PI] Doom Guy goes to his first court ordered therapy session.	1612	HFY
[PI] A witch has cursed you, but she screws it up. Instead of repeating the same day over and over for a thousand years, you experience the next 1,000 June 9ths all in a row.	1426	HFY
[PI] Contrary to what many prompts claim, humans are actually the most perfectly average race in the Galaxy. As such, they are regarded as boring by many species.	1403	HFY
[PI] The Galactic Representative Senate has high seats for the thirty most advanced societies in the Milky Way. The thirtieth seat, humanity, is the only society not to make use of a Hive Mind.	1401	HFY
[PI] Earth is famous for its ability to repel invasions by galactic warlords, although it’s unknown how, as everyone who’s ever tried makes up different excuses. As it turns out, humans are just an irresistably adorable species that nobody wants to eliminate.	1391	HFY
The aliens have invaded Earth! ...and so have these other aliens. Shit.	1338	HFY
It's All Relative	1224	HFY
[PI] They say Terran time is the hardest prison time you can do. You’ve done time all over the galaxy and never really believed it - until today, when you were caught robbing a liquor store in a human territory called Mississippi.	1149	HFY