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[MAR23] As I sat on the toilet browsing Reddit, I felt something unusually scaly rubbing against my buttocks.
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Scientists have developed a serum that, when injected, allows the person to be fully lucid when they sleep.
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As the universe lit up and each egg hatched for the Cosmic Mother, only Earth loved it’s children enough to stay unhatched.
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I remembered my friend stretching in the corner, a glimpse of his six-pack peeking through the bottom of his sweater as he reached for the ceiling.
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“On the roundabout, take the third exit,” the GPS said as the thick fog cleared to reveal an abnormal circular structure.
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For the last ten years, I’ve been rapidly gaining weight despite all my efforts, so I decided to see a doctor about it.
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“Recent studies have reported a massive jump in populations complaining of arm and leg pain, difficulty walking, muscle tremors, and headaches.”
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[JAN23] I tried to take a bed selfie for my boyfriend, but the left side of my face remained expressionless, as if I was two-faced.
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