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Too lazy to turn on the light, I reached into the pantry and took a bite of the muffin I was saving from the party a week ago.
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As I merged into the lane in the middle of the night, I heard a yelp and the crunching of bones and metal, and decided that I probably just ran over some traffic cones.
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I had a dream that my estranged brother was floating in a dirty motel room and screaming, “They made me into a giraffe, and you’re next!” at the top of his lungs.
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