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My mom always said dad would one day become a part of the furniture if he didn't get off his ass...

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I stood staring into the inky depths of space and watched the satellites explode simultaneously.

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As the brightly lit craft glided silently overhead, I realised too late.

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For years, scientists had always assumed nothing living could survive in the harsh, stormy atmosphere of a planet like Jupiter.

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'The creation of new synthetic beings and technology will usher the Earth into a new era of peace and prosperity'

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They say in space you can last 15 seconds without a suit

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The footsteps grew louder as I lay silently underneath the bed.

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I was always told as a child to stop picking my nose or I'd end up pulling my brains out.

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As I stared up from below the ice, I saw a hand wiping away the thin layer of snow above.

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I always knew my wife would cheat on me with another man

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mom always said dad would one day become a part of the furniture if he didn't get off his ass...	63
I stood staring into the inky depths of space and watched the satellites explode simultaneously.	24
As the brightly lit craft glided silently overhead, I realised too late.	19
For years, scientists had always assumed nothing living could survive in the harsh, stormy atmosphere of a planet like Jupiter.	16
'The creation of new synthetic beings and technology will usher the Earth into a new era of peace and prosperity'	12
They say in space you can last 15 seconds without a suit	9
The footsteps grew louder as I lay silently underneath the bed.	5
I was always told as a child to stop picking my nose or I'd end up pulling my brains out.	2
As I stared up from below the ice, I saw a hand wiping away the thin layer of snow above.	2
I always knew my wife would cheat on me with another man	2