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I'm posting this from the future, don't read this unless its 2023

739 upvotes • r/nosleep

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As I'm wheeled into the ambulance with a limb missing, I can't stop thinking about those idiots who called me salty just minutes before this happened to me.

533 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of fizzy drink

490 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My mother always told me that I was special and I should never look into a mirror.

332 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Uncle jack is stuck on his horse!

284 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Excitedly, I zapped myself with my newly invented Grown Ray, and watched myself grow to the size of a building.

279 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After a year or so, I'm finally able to come out of the closet.

123 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I bought a weird board game from Seven Eleven

84 upvotes • r/nosleep

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I looked through the cage bars, eyeing the hamster behind the bars as it ate a sunflower seed before me.

77 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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With my last dying breath, I whispered into my daughter's ear.

68 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm posting this from the future, don't read this unless its 2023	739	nosleep
As I'm wheeled into the ambulance with a limb missing, I can't stop thinking about those idiots who called me salty just minutes before this happened to me.	533	TwoSentenceHorror
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of fizzy drink	490	TwoSentenceComedy
My mother always told me that I was special and I should never look into a mirror.	332	TwoSentenceComedy
Uncle jack is stuck on his horse!	284	TwoSentenceComedy
Excitedly, I zapped myself with my newly invented Grown Ray, and watched myself grow to the size of a building.	279	TwoSentenceHorror
After a year or so, I'm finally able to come out of the closet.	123	TwoSentenceHorror
I bought a weird board game from Seven Eleven	84	nosleep
I looked through the cage bars, eyeing the hamster behind the bars as it ate a sunflower seed before me.	77	TwoSentenceHorror
With my last dying breath, I whispered into my daughter's ear.	68	TwoSentenceHorror